Compiled By: Philippe Edward Evero, 4-Prudenza’
Viatrice Maxine Abistado, 5-Sincereta’
Question: “What is the skeleton’s worst nightmare?”
Answer: Dogs!
Teacher: “What is synonym?”
Student: “A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the other one.”
Any Idiots in the Room?
“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?” said the sarcastic lecturer. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. “Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” inquired the lecturer with a sneer.
“Well, actually I don’t,” said the student, but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”
Numbers…
the teacher asked little Andy if he knew his numbers yet. “Yes teacher,” he said “dad taught me.” Good, Andy. Tell me what comes after two,” the teacher said. “Three,” replied Andy . “Very good. What comes after five, Andy?” asked teacher. “Six,” answered Andy. “Excellent. You dad did a very good job. Now, what comes after ten?” the teacher asked for the last time. “A jack!” replied Andy.
Viatrice Maxine Abistado, 5-Sincereta’
Question: “What is the skeleton’s worst nightmare?”
Answer: Dogs!
Teacher: “What is synonym?”
Student: “A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the other one.”
Any Idiots in the Room?
“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?” said the sarcastic lecturer. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. “Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” inquired the lecturer with a sneer.
“Well, actually I don’t,” said the student, but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”
Numbers…
the teacher asked little Andy if he knew his numbers yet. “Yes teacher,” he said “dad taught me.” Good, Andy. Tell me what comes after two,” the teacher said. “Three,” replied Andy . “Very good. What comes after five, Andy?” asked teacher. “Six,” answered Andy. “Excellent. You dad did a very good job. Now, what comes after ten?” the teacher asked for the last time. “A jack!” replied Andy.
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